The Things I Find Amusing. 

"HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles" (hondasfordsvolvo) 01/20/2016 at 11:07 • Filed to: None

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The other day I went to the gym and when I went in I was parked next to a 2008ish Dodge Durango. You know these fat turds.

But when I came out they had left and what was in it’s place? A Chrysler Aspen.

I told my wife, her response was at best apathetic. But I still found it amusing.

Zip-McBump > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:10

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It’s like the Durango put on some fancy jewels and makeup while you were at the gym.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Zip-McBump 01/20/2016 at 11:11

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lipstick on a pig.

Logansteno: Bought a VW? > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:11

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I’m shocked all of these haven’t rusted to oblivion yet.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Logansteno: Bought a VW? 01/20/2016 at 11:14

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Well I live in northern Wisconsin where you can drive just about any rusty pile you dare. SO it’ll be a good 20 years before they become “to rusty” for most people here.

Ash78, voting early and often > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:16

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I see an Aspen every couple months. It always strikes me as the pinnacle of the SUV craze and badgineering gone wrong, all in the same car.

That and the Lincoln Blackwood a few years earlier.

TheHondaBro > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:26

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Eh, call me when you see an Aspen hybrid.

Jordan and the Slowrunner, Boomer Intensifies > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:27

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I knew someone with an Aspen... Hybrid.

The Hope of Africa > Zip-McBump 01/20/2016 at 11:39

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Am I the only one who likes the Aspen’s aesthetics better than the Durango’s?

The Hope of Africa > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 11:44

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How about a Kantanka? This one’s a Forvy SuburbExplorer!

Zip-McBump > The Hope of Africa 01/20/2016 at 12:04

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The Durango looked too much like the Nitros of that era.

The current ones are okay in the same way the Explorer is okay. I can’t see myself ever buying one, but if my wife wanted one, then OK; but I’m only gonna buy you the Sport.

McMike > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 12:11

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...what was in it’s place? A Chrysler Aspen.

The Hope of Africa > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/20/2016 at 12:12

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This looks more of a pig than the refreshed one

pip bip - choose Corrour > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 01/21/2016 at 03:30

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Hybrid?

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > pip bip - choose Corrour 01/21/2016 at 09:40

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I didn’t even know they made a hybris version. But I’m guessing it got about 20mpg. with a v6.